I dunno why each and every one of us doesn't have at least five or six bikes, except maybe for the cash to fund it. But five decent used bikes costs less than a nicer car new, right?
Just the other day I was thinking about why folks who love riding don't have a garage (harem) full of em. If you could have a similar arrangement with five or six women, where you have a 5k-10k cash outlay, with maintenance costs of maybe a three to five hundred a year, you keep em in their own room, ready to go for a nice long ride, you ride them where and when you want

, it doesn't cost more than a decent meal to have a real good time, you get to do all the talking and make all the decisions, no crap, no emotions, no commitments - trade or sell and buy another anytime, seriously - I'd have as many as I could afford and then some. And yet, just like my RC, I'm happy with the one woman I have and couldn't see getting rid of her for any other. But, unlike having a flock of women at my disposal I CAN have more bikes. :wtf
Here's to those of you who have more bikes than I :rockon .