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An elderly man in Kentucky had owned a farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice
with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while to look it over. He grabbed a Five-gallon bucket to bring back
some fruit.



As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women Skinny-dipping in his pond.




He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, we're not coming out until you leave!' The old man
frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'




Found this on another forum and thought i'd share. Hope you got a chuckle.:)
 

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Good one. Made the wife giggle...
:D
 
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