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Discussion Starter · #3 ·
Re: (Metcalfe)

I'd say that the wind is blowing up the back of the skirt, making that buldge. But then I say that cause I'm praying that an otherwise attractive individual such as this is not in fact a tranny.
 
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Discussion Starter · #4 ·
Re: Poll and caption this MotoGP umbrella-toting individual ... (g-man)

No wonder Xaus crashed on the first lap
 
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Discussion Starter · #5 ·
Re: Poll and caption this MotoGP umbrella-toting individual ... (g-man)

Martha felt a little self conscious wearing a tight skirt after missing her bikini wax appointments for the last 12 years .........
 
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Discussion Starter · #7 ·
Re: Poll and caption this MotoGP umbrella-toting individual ... (g-man)

I thought my wife had balls......
 
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Discussion Starter · #8 ·
Re: (Jacka$$)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jacka$$ »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I'd say that the wind is blowing up the back of the skirt, making that buldge.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Or OUT the back/front?

fart (GAS)

verb {I} VERY INFORMAL


to release gas from the bowels through the bottom

fart

noun {C} VERY INFORMAL


an escape of gas from the bowels:

- to do a fart
 
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Discussion Starter · #9 ·
Re: Poll and caption this MotoGP umbrella-toting individual ... (g-man)

Top secret tire warmer
 
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Discussion Starter · #11 ·
Re: Poll and caption this MotoGP umbrella-toting individual ... (g-man)

I'd still do her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Discussion Starter · #14 ·
Re: (stlwalnut)

I'd say it's a titanium and carbon fiber dildo/vibrator. It must get pretty boring standing around holding an umbrella all day. A girl gotta have something to do!
 
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Discussion Starter · #15 ·
Re: Poll and caption this MotoGP umbrella-toting individual ... (g-man)

"Scratch and sniff the yellow section"
 
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Discussion Starter · #19 ·
Re: Poll and caption this MotoGP umbrella-toting individual ... (g-man)

Either :A. Her Depends are full and badly needs a new one mounted or B. shes in dire need of a bikini wax, C. Or shes sportin a Mirkin!
Maybe, just maybe, shes taking this For Tuna thing a little to far!
 
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Discussion Starter · #20 ·
Re: (svmango)

Not only a nice package...

But she has really hairy arms and a mans wristwatch on.

Oh, she/he isn't TOO obvious...
 
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