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Saw thing on another forum, and then saw wildchilds "We know drama . . ." signature, and couldn't stop laughing. Had to share.


How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs, and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

1 to move it to the Lighting section.

2 to argue about it a while, then move it to the Electrical section.

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

5 to flame the spell checkers.

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …

another 6 to condemn the first 6 as stupid.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly and politically correct.

19 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group.

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different kinds and brands of light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s.

3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

5 people to hotlink to pictures of lightbulbs hosted on geocities.

6 people to complain about dead images.

3 people to tell them to right click the image and copy the URL into another window.

13 to read all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers, images and signatures, and add “I agree”.

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
 

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You forgot the 182 members that think lightbulbs are stupid and post nude photos of women instead.:D
 

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Yea and you forgot
4 people who would say :rtfm when it comes to lightbulbs.

80 people telling you that if you would have used the [email protected]#king search function there would be one less thread in the world

2 funny "welcome to last week" photo's

SP2 offering to come over and do your lightbulb change for you

12 people calling SP2 an ass and saying his light bulb changes are sh!t

and the originator of the thread saying that he tried searching but didn't see anything under light.....bulb.....lightbulb.....changing but not realizing that you had to select the "archived threads" function.
 

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nemo963 said:
SP2 offering to come over and do your lightbulb change for you

12 people calling SP2 an ass and saying his light bulb changes are sh!t

and the originator of the thread saying that he tried searching but didn't see anything under light.....bulb.....lightbulb.....changing but not realizing that you had to select the "archived threads" function.
i think it was:

SP2 offering to change the bulbs for free.

5 people complaining about a job they paid nothing for.

12 people defending SP2, stating all that he's done for free/helped with.

9 people calling those people ass-kissers...

5 people denying they're ass-kissers, just stating the obvious.

7 people linking to 4 other sites where it can be done for a small price.

3 people complaining they got ripped off when gone elsewhere.

numerous photos of all.....including SP2 changing a lightbulb, and somehow incorporating his favorite hacksaw into the job........:rockon :)
 

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:D Mankato humor at it's finest that was funny sheiet:clapper
 
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