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Ted instantly regretted purchasing the personal air bag device when it spontaneously inflated during his morning commute.
 
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Delayed by traffic, Ken anxiously wonders whether he should call ahead to the Kushitani marketing people to let them know that he'll be late to the photo-shoot for their Sumo-Pro model one-piece leathers....
 
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Ted knew that one-piece leathers provided more protection, so he was sad to learn that anyone larger than a cow pretty much had to settle for two-piece leathers.
 
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Tired of sore wrists and hands? Ted shows off the new idea to replace height adjustable clip-ons.

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In order to be competive in bike weight, Kawasaki released it's new 3/4 scale ZX12R.
 
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Despite his lightning reflexes, Ted was never able to duplicate the quarter mile times quoted in the press reviews of the ZX-12.
 
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Even with the rear suspension's pre-load set at max, Ted felt like his steering was too heavy, and so looked forward to trying another tire brand.
 
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"hmmmm, now where did I put that pork chop?..."
 
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Because of his height and weight offensive lineman and teammate of kellen Winslow was shown a slightly larger bike after watching a Starboyz show
 
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Discussion Starter · #11 ·
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"Y'know, Bubba, a good aftermarket pipe will take at least five pounds off that bike. You'd be amazed what a difference that makes!"
 
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Discussion Starter · #12 ·
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"Hmmm, the horizontal stripe and the black leather definitely make me look slimmer..."
 
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mmmm .. found a snickers .. just what i need to curb that little hunger pain
 
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"I don't know what kind of soldier I'm gonna make, but I want you guys to know that if we ever get into really heavy combat... I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way."

- Russell Ziskey
 
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Discussion Starter · #16 ·
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Ted was embarrassed to find pictures of himself tweeking his nipple on the internet...
 
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"Damnit, ya know, I think I'm almost out of talcum powder....."
 
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Ted is seriously considering suing Kushitani for making man-boobie vents with zippers isntead of velcro. It will be days before he can regain the use of his right nipple.
 
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