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"He is big enough to ride a real motorcycle? I've taken dumps bigger than him!"
 

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This just in, MotoGP star Dani Pedrosa, often referred to as PUD, was rushed to the hospital today after suffering a broken jaw while at a local basketball court. At first it was undiagnosed, as it just looked like a smile, but as all MotoGP fans know, he suffers from a strange & previously unknown condition that has prevented him from EVER smiling before.
Doctors are undecided as for a name for this condition, "pudrosis" seems to be the current favorite.
 

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Now that I have caught you tell me where you hid your pot of gold
 

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7 foot 4??? I didn't know they could stack sh*t that high... he's so tall he tripped in Indy and
hit his head in Laguna Seca...
 

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Big guy "see what happens to you Dani when you ride a piece of sh*t v4? You stay a short little sh*t that no buddy likes!"
 
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