This just in, MotoGP star Dani Pedrosa, often referred to as PUD, was rushed to the hospital today after suffering a broken jaw while at a local basketball court. At first it was undiagnosed, as it just looked like a smile, but as all MotoGP fans know, he suffers from a strange & previously unknown condition that has prevented him from EVER smiling before.
Doctors are undecided as for a name for this condition, "pudrosis" seems to be the current favorite.