[TrickLidz]

I'll start...
Michael's dad: "Now let's see....battery cable one attaches to battery cable........."

 

[Camel Jockey]

"I thought i left that trickle charger...here...."

 

[nomo]

" OK , who moved the oil drain plug ? "

 

[duckdawg]

that damn uncle Fester shorted out the whole battery bank with his phukin tapemeasure...

 

[oljackboy]

"My Father can play dominoes better than your Father can."

 

[iamnotpork]

ok,where did you put the points?

 

[TVC 15]

Lets see I still have to safety wire the filter.......What the fvck?

 

[TrickLidz]

"Think, think...why the hell is this thing always magnetizing his nuts?"

 

[viper1]

A is to B as 1 is to.......

 

[sburns2421]

"Hey that's a nice repsol jacket... What? no, it isn't so much short and sassy as it is square and sparky...Umm, no I'm not that familiar with the intimate history of the RC45..."

 

[dj_wawa]

'square and sparky' :clapper

 

[drthompson65]

"thank god Michael didn't listen to that loon over on speedzilla and develop yet another POS V4"

 

[imported_ICEMAN]

"Hey that's a nice repsol jacket... What? no, it isn't so much short and sassy as it is square and sparky...Umm, no I'm not that familiar with the intimate history of the RC45..."

Thats funny!