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Heading up Piuma Rd in the Santa Monica Mountains, today, when a Doe leaps off of a rock formation onto the road. My friend virtually sheared the deer in half with his new GSXR1000. He seperated fr. the bike just before impact- no injuries. Deer's blood, stomach content everywhere and on everyone. Bike tumbled midair upto 20 feet high. What a mess. I'll never forget this one. As they say, when you least expect it.
 

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Did he get any sausage? Last time I hit a deer I started to gut it out and the female cop who stopped tossed her cookies when she walked up.
 

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If you consider it sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day and hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Minnesota.

If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Minnesota.

If you've ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", you might live in Minnesota.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Minnesota.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year you might live in Minnesota.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there you might live in Minnesota.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Minnesota.

If you may not have actually eaten it, but you've heard of lutefisk you might live in Minnesota.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minesota.

If you have either a pet or a child named "Kirby", you might live Minnesota.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Minnesota.

If you have a lenghty telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Minnesota.

If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina, and Shakopee, you might live in Minnesota.

If you grew up thinking rice was only for dessert, you might live in Minnesota.

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Minnesota.

If you think the major food groups are Beer, Fish and Venison

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events

"Vacation" means your going north of Virginia

You measure distance in hours

You can drive 65mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching

You carry jumper cables and your girlfriend knows how to use them

You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit

You know all 4 seasons almost winter, winter, still winter and road repair

You can understand these jokes
 

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MNwilly said:
That's completely false...Embarrass is always colder than International Falls!:clapper
So is Tower.

Hey I didnt write em I simply relayed em.

BTW How bout them Vikes? :mad:
 

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Now that this thread has been completely hijacked, I don't feel guilty asking if anybody is gonna be at Betty's Bikes and Buns tomorrow (Tues) morning. I am in Minneapolis for a limited time & would love to meet a fellow InsaneSpeeder in person. I understand that there are quite a few of all ya'll up in here.

Back to topic, I had a friend that once bisected a deer at speed on a Magna, came out okay, stayed up, but the thing turned one of his kneecaps around to the wrong side of his leg from the impact. :eek:
 
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