Turd, since you reference Aus. sooo much, why pray tell don't you do us a favor, and MOVE? Ever been there? I have and although a nice nation, they have FAR less freedoms than we enjoy.....Might wanna check it out.
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."