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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-04-2012, 08:42 PM Thread Starter
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Turd: Don't bother watching the DNC convention

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2012 Democratic Convention Schedule - Charlotte, NC


4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN

4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by Whoopie Goldberg

4:15 PM - Tribute to George Soros for his help in creating and financing the

Democratic Platform - Nancy Pelosi

4:30 PM - Reading of the Democratic Platform - Nancy Pelosi XXXX Canceled. Will be passed without reading.

4:30 PM - Tribute to the Occupy Wall Street movement for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment, and boost the economy. - Harry Reid

4:45 PM - Jobs seminar "How to have a successful career without having a job." - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM - Travel Seminar; "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" - Michelle Obama.

5:30 PM - "Family Values" Seminar - Eliot Spitzer (via Satellite)

5:35 PM - Real Estate Bargains Seminar - Tony Rezko

6:00 PM - Home Mortgage Seminar - Barney Frank

6:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by George Clooney

6:15 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

6:30 pm - Kinder, Gentler Bombing Techniques - Bill Ayers

6:45 PM - Paying Your Fair Share - Timothy Geitner

7:00 PM - Free Gov. Blagovich rally

7:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore

7:30 PM - Dramatized film re-enactment of Obama's single handed capture of Osama Bin Laden - Michael Moore

7:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle

7:50 PM - Commitment to US border security - Atty Gen Holder

8:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by David Letterman

8:15 PM - Media Seminar "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

9:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers - Dem Natl Cmte Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

9:15 PM - Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / Profiting with Green Investments - Al Gore

10:00 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan

10:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by Barbra Streisand

10:15 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

10:20 PM - Obama accepts Congressional Medal of Honor for Bin Laden capture

10:25 PM - Obama accepts Greenpeace Hero Medal for instant cleanup of Gulf oil spill, and blocking of Keystone Pipeline

10:30 PM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris "He sends a thrill up my leg" Matthews

10:45 PM - *** Break for installation of additional teleprompters ***

11:00 PM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior

11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama Presiding

12:00 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing (Food stamps distributed to all delegates as they leave.)

1:00 AM - Convention Hall cleared and cleaned

3:00 AM - Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-05-2012, 04:55 PM
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One big bukake fest, for sure.

I don't watch conventions. They have devolved into nothing more than infomercials for the consumption of the dough-headed public.

But I do follow the news enough to know the Pub one was chock full of dishonesty, just as you'd expect from the right. Not to mention Clint's barfola. What will the Dems do to top Clint's idiocy? I don't know, maybe a prime time game of pin the tail on the Mitt? God, how low can they go?
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From Letters to the Editor:
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Mitt Romney and the Republicans keep telling us they have ta plan to fix nearly every problem that plagues the United States. If the Republicans are such great planners, why in the world would they hold their national convention in Florida on the Gulf of Mexico during hurricane season?
Bill T, Forestville


Besides, aren't they the primary cause of many of our problems.
And I'm sure everyone knows it took ten years to recover from the Great Depression.
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