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post #21 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-13-2004, 04:03 AM
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Re: And another one... (Lobster)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Lobster &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">http://www.funlol.com/funpages/pull-my-finger.html</TD></TR></TABLE>I can't stop clicking on that.
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post #22 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-13-2004, 04:20 AM
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Re: And another one... (banda)

I just crapped my pants.
post #23 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-13-2004, 08:51 PM
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and another...

This song has been in my head all day since I heard it. Now it can be in yours too.
 
post #24 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-15-2004, 10:20 PM
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The most useless thing I found on the net today was...

This crap joke, which is actually a bit funny.

Steve and Fiona were making passionate love in Steve's white transit van
when suddenly Fiona, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh fat boy,
Whip me whip me!" Steve, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity,
obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he
opens the window, snaps the radio antenna off his van and proceeds to whip
Fiona until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy. About a week
later, Fiona notices that the marks left by the whipping session
are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one
look at the wounds and asks "Did you get these marks having sex?" Fiona, a
little embarrassed that she has slept with Steve (let alone that she allowed
the kinky bastard to whip her) eventually admits that, yes, she did. Nodding
his head knowingly, the doctor claims, "I thought so, because in all my
years of doctoring you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've
ever seen."

post #25 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-16-2004, 03:36 PM
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Re: The most useless thing I found on the net today was...

Here's one for the 2nd day in a row, that's NOT from CychoSports.

This is some funny (& accurate) $hit! This guy picked up where Dennis Leary left off...
post #26 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-19-2004, 07:06 PM
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Re: The most useless thing I found on the net today is... (Jacka$$)

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/


This ought to hit home for some of ya! Keep your mouse pointer on the picture and move your mouse side to side to keep the fella upright.


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post #27 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-19-2004, 09:49 PM
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Re: The most useless thing I found on the net today is... (Lobster)

53 meters. I fell off my chair and lost control of the mouse.
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Re: The most useless thing I found on the net today is... (chriscap)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by chriscap &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">53 meters. I fell off my chair and lost control of the mouse.</TD></TR></TABLE>

73 meters.

I think it helps if you are actually drunk.
post #29 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-19-2004, 10:07 PM
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Re: The most useless thing I found on the net today is... (Dave)

73 meters!? Did Gunter have to pull another bottle from his back pocket?
post #30 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-19-2004, 10:35 PM
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The most useless thing I found on the net today is...

A slightly updated version of an old "goodie".

"IQ Test".

BTW, while I don't think much of him from the little I do know, I'm betting that the "We gave this test to Al Gore and he only got 4/11." is probably wishful thinking.

I got an 11, but of course you guys allready knew I was a damn genius...

post #31 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-19-2004, 10:49 PM
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Re: The most useless thing I found on the net today is... (Jacka$$)

I got a 10.

...and I'm protesting the one I missed... because I take Internet Flash animations way too seriously.
post #32 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-19-2004, 11:23 PM
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Re: The most useless thing I found on the net today is... (banda)

I missed them all... of course I have also discovered that I'm my own Grandfather, sheep hide from me, I've never seen a baseball game and I'm too drunk on the 4th of July to ever call a friend in the UK to ask him what day it is.
post #33 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-20-2004, 03:46 PM
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post #34 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-20-2004, 04:25 PM
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Re: The most useless thing I found on the net today is... (Dave)

post #35 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-20-2004, 10:27 PM
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Re: The most useless thing I found on the net today is... (AggroJo)

Slot cars anyone?

http://www.tv4.se/lattjo/kojan/bilbanan.asp
post #36 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-21-2004, 03:37 PM
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Re: The most useless thing I found on the net today is... (Dave)

Hey, the slot cars! I had forgotten about that one. One of my favorites!!
post #37 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-21-2004, 04:07 PM
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The most useless thing I found on the net today is...

Indeed that was fun. That stupid pidgeon is slow though!

Now what you really want for your basement is...
This!

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post #38 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-21-2004, 04:30 PM
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Re: The most useless thing I found on the net today is... (Jacka$$)

I bet that goober in the "SLOT" tshirt gets more action than he know what to do with.
post #39 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-21-2004, 04:42 PM
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Re: The most useless thing I found on the net today is... (Jacka$$)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jacka$$ &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Indeed that was fun. That stupid pidgeon is slow though!

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You can change the bird's speed with the little up and down arrows.
post #40 of 147 (permalink) Old 07-21-2004, 04:45 PM
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Re: The most useless thing I found on the net today is... (Dave)

Yeah, I know, but I'm still better!
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