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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 12-19-2006, 12:40 AM Thread Starter
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OMG, if this woodchuck.....

Could chuck wood i'd have a nice little fire in my fire place right now. Getting a little nipply down in FL. BTW, how much wood could that woodchuck chuck if that woodchuck could chuck wood?

I don't know, but if fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, and one that had no hair, is any indication of the woodhcuck being able to chuck some wood, then i'm in for a long night of perky nipples and shots of brandy while trying to to get through the latest celine dion lp i got as an early christmas gift.














































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I'm guessing crack! Am I right? Is that your drug of choice? C'mon, don't keep us in suspense, what is it that you're on?
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...Getting a little nipply down in FL.....
Hahahahah... you have no friggin idea.... what nipply is.
Today's high barely got out of the 20's. Tonight's lows will be in the single digits. And the forecast says we'll have 10 inches of snow by lunch time tomorrow.

All I can do is go out and stare at my little piggy, just sitting there in the corner of the garage, with a nice shiny new set of Yoshi's... just waiting to be fired up.
Damn, I don't know how I'm gonna make it till April.
Oh well... guess I'll go skiing in the Rockies... heheheh
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I'm guessing crack! Am I right? Is that your drug of choice? C'mon, don't keep us in suspense, what is it that you're on?
Whatever it is, I want some. Anything to get the mental image of Varium with "Perky nipples" out of my head...........

Just don't get bored/high enough to do another one of those "Bike for sale" things on WERA again.........

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betty botter bought some butter. She put it in her batter but it made her batter bitter but a bit of better butter would make here batter better. so betty botter bought a bit of better butter and put it in her batter and it made her batter better!

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betty botter bought some butter. She put it in her batter but it made her batter bitter but a bit of better butter would make here batter better. so betty botter bought a bit of better butter and put it in her batter and it made her batter better!
I choked Betty Botter with my Baby-batter.........

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betty botter bought some butter. She put it in her batter but it made her batter bitter but a bit of better butter would make here batter better. so betty botter bought a bit of better butter and put it in her batter and it made her batter better!




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Hahahahah... you have no friggin idea.... what nipply is.
Today's high barely got out of the 20's. Tonight's lows will be in the single digits. And the forecast says we'll have 10 inches of snow by lunch time tomorrow.

All I can do is go out and stare at my little piggy, just sitting there in the corner of the garage, with a nice shiny new set of Yoshi's... just waiting to be fired up.
Damn, I don't know how I'm gonna make it till April.
Oh well... guess I'll go skiing in the Rockies... heheheh



Yeah, i guess i could go back inside and warm up by putting something on other than shorts.
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Yeah, i guess i could go back inside and warm up by putting something on other than shorts.
oh we get it. I guess attention is what you crave. That is definitely the drug of choice now isn't it.

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Thank god someone gets it.
no cause If I was gettin it I wouldnt be wasting time on the internet! LOL

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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 12-19-2006, 03:00 PM
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well, i happen to have a friend with a chinchilla, and not that that has anything to do with how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, but i tend to think that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, said woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck so as to not run out of wood.


oh dear, i've gone cross-eyed...

so what you're saying is that the goosebumps on your goosebumps have goosebumps and they're laying eggs?


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well, i happen to have a friend with a chinchilla, and not that that has anything to do with how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, but i tend to think that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, said woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck so as to not run out of wood.


oh dear, i've gone cross-eyed...

so what you're saying is that the goosebumps on your goosebumps have goosebumps and they're laying eggs?





Um something like that.............................i guess
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yeah... i think i've half lost it too... 10 months in this hole tends to to that to a guy.


but then again, i WAS a little gone before i even got here.

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