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Old 04-11-2009, 09:42 PM
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O R A N G E C O U N T Y C H O P P E R S . C O M

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Newburgh, NY 12550

OCC turned 10 years old this year, and we are throwing a huge bash starting April 23rd all the way through April 26th. We have a full roster of events planned such as live bands, bike run with a member of the OCC crew leading the way, and a classic car show. OCC will also unveil theme choppers for the first time ever to the public to be aired on American Chopper. OCC is proud to announce that starting April 23rd, they will officially be a Ducati dealership. To end the weekend, on April 26th the raffle drawing will take place for the Town of Newburgh PBA "Sweet Amber" raffle to benefit St. Judes. To purchase raffle tickets for the bike visit this link or go to:
Chopper Raffle by Town of Newburgh PBA
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Cool! Now I can source fish tails for my duc.
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Old 04-12-2009, 01:32 AM
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occ does not know a thing about rideable motorcycles....what a friggin joke!!!
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OCC is proud to announce that starting April 23rd, they will officially be a Ducati dealership.
Is this what Armegeddon looks like? Get ready for "customized" Ducatis to follow.
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Old 04-13-2009, 08:05 PM
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Oh boy! Here comes the all chrome, ducati abortion with Paul Jr. on it. Prolly will have an extended twisted springer on it!
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Old 04-13-2009, 08:51 PM
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Does this mean that the Paul twins are going to start "fabricating" and "engineering" oil leaks, ill handling characteristics, poor braking, and peeling chrome into Ducati's as well? I can't wait to see the first raked out, doo-dad emblazened 1098 with some Ed Hary logoed tank and fenders....I'm feeling ill already.

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Insert visual image during a tv show episode:
Paulie's perplexed look when handling a wiring harness with more than three wires. As he throws it across the shop.




Don't worry big Paul will get sick of the tiny dago minibikes and close it within 2 years. Or Ducati will yank the franchise for poor sales performance.
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Old 04-13-2009, 10:47 PM
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Highest advertizing profile for Ducati I've ever heard of. even if it's wrong!
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:13 AM
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I bet you'll never see a duc in any tv spots. After all the show is targeted at Americans and we don't unnerstand nuthin more complex than choppers and conflicts.
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Old 04-15-2009, 04:40 AM
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Haha, you guys make me laugh. Senior has a few very interesting bikes in his growing collection (I have seen it personally, 30 bikes or so). Yes, loves choppers, builds em, and works that lifestyle. BUT, he is a motorcyclist at heart, pure and simple. In his collection I seem to remember three different Ducati's including an MHR900, none of them chromed out, dropped, ridiculous size tyres..etc. These guys simply understand the business they are in (TV) and use that business to grow their other businesses and their personal fortunes.
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IŽd like them to prove us wrong..

IŽd like them to build a no holds bar killer sportsbike using a 1198 as a starting block.

IŽd like to see it tested on the track drivven by Hayden.

Odds? Bad.. Real bad..

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Old 05-08-2009, 10:24 AM
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good chance for some suppliers(hint motowheels for one!)
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Old 05-08-2009, 02:50 PM
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The only problem with using Motowheels to OCC is.

From Motowheels you order stuff, it shows up on time and it works right.

No drama. OCC needs to order from shoddy suppliers that dont deliver on time or the right stuff. Then they can thrash, create false drama, yell at Mikey, slam doors etc to get it "done" on time for Paul Senior present it to "Sponsor"
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