Just jokes

[RC Cola]

Guy walks into a bar and there is a sign that says “Drinks $1.00, Cheese Burgers $2.00, and Hand Jobs $10.00” so he ask the lady behind the bar “are you the one who gives the hand jobs” and she replies “why yes I am, can I help you?” yes he replies, wash your hands, and make me a cheese burger.

Skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “Give me a beer and a mop”

What did the Jewish guy say to the farmer’s daughter? …………….”Those aren’t Matzah balls.”

[RockyMt]

Bad Ass (he THINKS) Hardley rider walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and orders a beer, bartender asks "where'd ya get HIM?" Parrot responds, "Strugis, theres THOUSANDS of 'em there......"

-Rocky-