Over 95% of Harleys made are still on the road....
....the other 5% actually made it home.
now here are some other jokes about the jokes.
Q. What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
A. Sturgis !
Q. Why do Harley owners have tassels on their handlebars and clothing?
A. To be able to tell if they're moving or not !
Q. How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
A. They both like to ride in the back of utes.
Q. What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
A. The dog can get in the back of the ute by itself.
Q. How is a Harley Davidson like a Porcupine?
A. Both have pricks on their back.
Q. How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
A. If you leave them alone long enough, they'll both mark their territory
Q. What do you get when you have 32 Harley owners in the same room?
A. A full set of teeth.
Q. What do you have when you put 10,000 Harley Davidsons on the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.
Q. Did you hear about the new Italian made Harley Davidsons?
A. When you crank them up dago wop wop wop.
Q. Did you hear that Harley and the makers of Viagra are teaming up for a new officially licensed and endorsed version of the wonder pill to be available over the counter without a prescription at dealerships across the country?
A. It's called Buyagra and the more you spend, the harder you get.
Q. Why do harley riders never ride faster than 80km/h?
A. Any faster and they can't see where the parts fell off.
Q. Why do harley riders chrome all their parts?
A. It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.
Q. How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Milwaukee?
A. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called the ‘teeth brush’
Q. What is the easiest and least expensive method of making your Harley go faster?
A. Unhitch the plough!
Thumbs up to HD//Buell!!!!
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