If shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist! (NYC area)
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Peeps! Due to high demand please be sure to contact me now. I rode 24 bike in the last three weeks alone!
Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and shit and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things ****ing suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some shit when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around. And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican shit. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.
PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car (Range Rover all wood) and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars. No monkey business here. You can talk with my wife while I get used to your bike.
Holla up at me if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHA****ERS! WU TANG!
"For sure we've understood that to make the Ducati turn, you need a bigger effort than what Valentino was used to, physically too, and we didn't expect that. This bike is a lot more physical, the way to make it turn with the required precision is certainly the thing we must focus on at the moment."
- J Burgess
How can I get this guy to light up my 998R (Eyetalian S*&%) if you don't provide a phone number? I have a digital still camera, a Mini-DV video camera, and a gallon of bleach ready to go and...no one to contact.
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"For sure we've understood that to make the Ducati turn, you need a bigger effort than what Valentino was used to, physically too, and we didn't expect that. This bike is a lot more physical, the way to make it turn with the required precision is certainly the thing we must focus on at the moment."
- J Burgess
If shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist! (NYC area)
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