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Originally Posted by drthompson65
Good God! Those are amazing.
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Quite. That's Mary Carey, porn star who ran for governor during the last recall here in this taxpayer-gangbang called California.
I was at a bar called the Saddle Ranch Chop House (indoor AND outdoor mechanical bulls for those keeping score at home) a few weeks ago "working" on a show at Universal Studios/City Walk when I noticed her walk in with a guy.
By "noticed" I mean I must have some acute heterosexual radar that detects 5'9" tan/blond huge-titted things in pink fuzzy wisps of cloth that pass as sweaters. "Boobdar" if you will, that enabled me to detect her despite the fact that she was directly behind me, 25 feet away, and with a heroic amount of blood in my alcohol system.
Seeing that I was adequately prepared with the aforementioned eleventeen beers whilst watching the Lakers, I quickly grew tired of not talking to her, so I introduced myself saying "Hi, I voted for you" and engaging in what must have passed as coherent conversation.
What I really wanted to say was: "Hi! You know, you really remind me of someone I'd like to have sex with." However I felt that might have been in poor taste since she was with a guy, who turned out to be a real sport by letting me put my meathooks on her waist and snapping the photo.
In retrospect I wish I had voted for her, she probably would have done a better job than Arnold simply due to the fact that she doesn't lie about f@cking people.
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