Guts and balls

#1 (**permalink**) 07-05-2005, 03:24 PM

The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"
Guts-is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,being assaulted by your wife with abroom and having the guts to ask:Are you still cleaning,or are you flying somewhere?

Balls-is coming home late after a night out with the guys,smelling of perfume and beer,lipstick on your collar,slapping your wife on yhe ass and having the balls to say,"you're next fatty."

#2 (**permalink**) 07-05-2005, 06:15 PM

#3 (**permalink**) 07-05-2005, 07:09 PM

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#4 (**permalink**) 07-05-2005, 09:15 PM

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#5 (**permalink**) 07-05-2005, 11:38 PM

#6 (**permalink**) 07-06-2005, 03:57 PM

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#7 (**permalink**) 07-06-2005, 05:08 PM

My one and only joke,i promise no more