Presidential Super Bowl Trip joke

George and Laura Bush, and Bill and Hillary Clinton are
traveling by train to the Super Bowl.

At the station George and Laura each buy a ticket and
watch as Bill and Hilary buy just one ticket.

"How are the two of you going to travel on only one
ticket?" asks George W, astonished at what he is
seeing.

"Watch and learn," answers Hillary.

They all board the train. George and Laura take their
respective seats but Bill and Hilary cram into a
toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the
train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says,
"Ticket,please." The door opens just a crack and a
single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
conductor takes it and moves on.

The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a
clever idea, so after the game they decide to try a
similar plan on the return trip.

When they get to the station they see the Clintons at
the window buying a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the Clinton's see that the
Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.

"Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling
without a ticket?" says Hilary.

"Live and learn," answers Laura Bush.

When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves into a toilet
and the Clintons cram into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train leaves the station, George W. leaves their toilet
and walks over to the Clinton's toilet, knocks on their door and says,
"Ticket, please."

And you're still trying to figure out how the
Democrats lost that election.....