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Old 01-29-2005, 02:51 AM
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How to Shower Like a Women

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to
lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see bf along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing longdressing gown and towel on head.
If you see bf along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see gf along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo'
sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Pee and
get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash yourhair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Get out of shower. Partially
dry
off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of
tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass gf, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind
this,

there is something so very wrong with you.
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Old 01-31-2005, 05:06 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by evileli &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Pee and
get in the shower.</TD></TR></TABLE>



Who takes time to pee and THEN get in the shower??
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Old 02-01-2005, 04:26 AM
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DAM YOU !!! Hot coffe really F*%kin hurts comin out the nose !!
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:04 AM
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Yup, but the oldies are sometimes still the best!
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