My little story.

I don't know why I had not remembered this earlier but last night after a cup o'beers it came back to me and I laughed so hard I cried again, so here it goes.

The last day of my this past Christmas vacation I took a motorcycle ride down south a couple of hours to visit a friend of mine who is slowly fading away from friendship due to his selfish need for drugs, but anyway he has been staying with his dad who I might add is equally as "sorry". It was a nice day especially for riding and as soon as I rode up I saw my friend, his dad, and some other guy more or less laying on the front deck. Turns out they are being as pathetic as they possibly could and were quite stoned. If you could imagine 3 unemployed pathetic individuals who all had a relatively good sense of humor kicked back high as kites that would be the picture I'm trying to paint here. The other guy may have said two things the entire time I was there but the story he told was one of the funniest things I may have ever heard in my life: (I'll refer to him as "our guy")

Our guy and this other guy were sitting under a tree one day after getting stoned, and the other guy said, "if I met a guy lazier than me I give him five dollars". Our guy said, "roll me over and stick it in my pocket" !