Blondes and cell phones

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice

for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell

phone. She is all excited - she loves her phone. He shows her and

explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde

goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi Hon," he

says. "How do you like your new phone?" She replies, "I just love it. It's

so small and your voice is clear as a bell. There's one thing I don't

understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

Hehehhe, my wife doesn't get it,,,,the joke ,,that is

Ouch! Is she a Natural Blonde Cous?

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Wheww, I'm glad you had to ask !!!

ROTFLMAO..........................

So..... this blonde was driving down a country road with beautiful, wavy wheat fields on both sides. Suddenly, she sees another blonde sitting in a row boat in the middle of one of these wheat fields trying to row. So she stops the car, jumps out and yells " You stupid idiot! It's blondes like you that give all blondes a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your a$$! "

This one blonde was so tickled with herself when she finally finished a puzzle after 6 months.

Then she was really proud of herself when she went back and read on the box;
3 to 5 years.

A blond tired of being picked on at work vowed to "show them" and spent the entire weekend studying. Returning to work Monday morning she walked into the break room and announced to the entire staff that she had studied the Atlas of the United States and could name the capitol of any state. A male co-worker un-impressed said; "Ok Barbie, what is the Capitol of Wisconsin" Barbie thought hard for a moment then with a beaming smile she put her hand on her hips and proudly shouted..." W"

Two blondes walking along a river on opposite sides when one blonde stops and yells to the other blonde "Hey how do I get to the other side"?, she promptly replies back to the question and yells "You are on the other side"

Three women convicts break out of prison..a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
They feverishly, fanatically run through the forest with sheriffs and deputies only minutes behind them. they come to a clearing and see a farmhouse and decide to try to hide in the barn...in a panic they decide to all jump into burlap sacks and stay quiet.

a few minutes later, they hear a man yelling " check the barn deputy...ill check the house!"....
the deputy opens the barn door and sees the 3 sacs in the hay. he notices some movement in the sacs and decides to kick the first one (holding the redhead)...
as he kicks the redhead murmurs "meow, meow"....then he kics the 2nd one(holding the brunette) and the brunette belts out a "woof! woof!".....

then the sheriff storms thru the barn doors and says ""whats in those sacs?".
the deputy replies .."the 1st one i think is a cat and the 2nd one is a dog...."
The sheriff asks "so what 's in the 3rd?"

they both kick the sack and hear no sound.
after a few seconds, they kick the last sack again and finally they hear ----"POTATOES"

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled , "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

The blonde calls the fire department and says,

"Help, my house is on fire, it's an emergency!"

"Don't panic, ma'am, we'll be over right away. Can you tell us how to get to get to your house?"

The blonde pauses a moment, then replies "Duh, BIG RED TRUCK!"

Why can we make fum of blondes and not poor swimming asians