I'm an evil, evil man.

But I keep telling e'body that stuff will kill you!

http://money.cnn.com/2005/01/1...n=yes

Quote: A charismatic leader who said he ate a McDonald's product most days, Bell was diagnosed with colorectal cancer just weeks after being named to the company's top job in April.

but dying is the only way to leave this planet.

So who want's to work for Mickey-D's now.

"The company's first non-American CEO, Bell had succeeded Jim Cantalupo, who died suddenly of a heart attack after a little more than a year on the job at age 60."

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point? I'm not sure I follow, I understand, but I'm not clear on what that has to do with the joke.

"A brash go-getter, Bell once told industry analysts that, like McDonald's founder Ray Kroc, he would ram a fire hose down any competitor's throat if he saw him drowning."

Gee, sounds like a really swell guy...