Have You Found Jesus

[KevinFL]

stop!!!stop!!!stop!!! I cant take anymore

[nipsey954]

Cheeky: The line in the chili joke "I had to wipe my ass with a snow cone"

[K-dogg]

Two hoes are walkin down the street and one says, "today is going to be a good day I can smell the dick in the air". The othe hoe says "Sorry I just burped"

[RC Cola]

Why does'nt 6 like 7 cause 7 8 9

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and 9 liked it

[cheekybloke]

Originally Posted by nipsey954

Cheeky: The line in the chili joke "I had to wipe my ass with a snow cone"

brings tears to my eyes every time

[Rigor]

Whuddya call a Prostitute with a runny nose?

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[5150KC]

one of my favorite quick religious jokes:



Q: why do you always take two baptists when you go fishing?





A: because one will drink all your beer and two won't drink any.

[cheekybloke]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss, I no come work today, I
real sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her "give me sex". That
makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again; "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon..... You got nice house."

[chatcher]

mrs smith goes to her husbands doctor to check the results on a recent exam he had done. the receptionist informs her that there were two mr smiths in that day and unfortunaly the results of the test have been messed up and they are not sure which belongs to who. mrs smith ask what the results were for both tests then. the nurse replies well one came back for althiemers and the other for aids. mrs smith beside her self asks the nurse what she should do the nurse replies hold on let me ask the doctor . when she returns mrs smith say well? the nurse replies the doctor said to drop him off in the middle of the city and if he finds his way home dont f@&k him

[jadewarrior]

Guy driving outside of Dublin sees a sign "Talkin Dog for Sale". He knocks on the front door with no response so he goes out back and sees this Cavalier King Charles Spaniel sitting behind the fenced in yard. Guy looks around can't see anyone shrugs his shoulders and says " Hey are you the talking dog ?" The dog begins to speak "As a matter of fact ..I'm am." " Mary Mother of God " yells the guys....."so whats your story ?" The dog says, "Well I discovered I had this gift when I was just a pup, I wanted to put it to good use so I called the Guarde and the had me working undercover at all the pubs and airports listening for gunrunners and terrorist , after a while I retired, settled down bought this house and had a litter of pups myself" The guy is beside himself and goes and knocks on the back door. The owner emerges and the guy goes "How much for the dog?" The owner says " $5.00." Guy asks "Why so cheap?" The owner replies." He's a fookin liar....he didn't do half that shite "

[Rigor]

Originally Posted by jadewarrior

Guy driving outside of Dublin sees a sign "Talkin Dog for Sale". He knocks on the front door with no response so he goes out back and sees this Cavalier King Charles Spaniel sitting behind the fenced in yard. Guy looks around can't see anyone shrugs his shoulders and says " Hey are you the talking dog ?" The dog begins to speak "As a matter of fact ..I'm am." " Mary Mother of God " yells the guys....."so whats your story ?" The dog says, "Well I discovered I had this gift when I was just a pup, I wanted to put it to good use so I called the Guarde and the had me working undercover at all the pubs and airports listening for gunrunners and terrorist , after a while I retired, settled down bought this house and had a litter of pups myself" The guy is beside himself and goes and knocks on the back door. The owner emerges and the guy goes "How much for the dog?" The owner says " $5.00." Guy asks "Why so cheap?" The owner replies." He's a fookin liar....he didn't do half that shite "

That's the funniest joke I've heard in the last 3 years.............!!!