"I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss, I no come work today, I
real sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her "give me sex". That
makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again; "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon..... You got nice house."