OK guys, I found a guy who said he'd be into making these things... probably just stock shape, and those of us who are inclined to attacking their bike with sharp objects can cut away to their heart's content.
BFP it isn't, unfortunately they haven't seemed to horribly interested in actually making/selling these things over the past year and change that this thread has been around.
Tom @ Feathercarbon.com is the guy. He says he could recreate these for $200 for a set of the chainguard/rear fender. Or $170 if 5 of us prepay.
Nowwwwww... the monkey wrench here is that the 2002+ 900/1000 fenders/chainguards are different from the earlier models (aluminum swingarm only, I don't know about the steel one). I've got a fender/chainguard from a 2002 that I can send in as a pattern for the later models, if anybody w/ one of the 99-02 bikes is interested he'd need a fender/chainguard as a pattern. The stock parts would probably get destroyed in the process too.
The carbon weave he said he could use would match the DP carbon (2x2 twill weave).
So there... now that Brennan has enlightened everyone on chopping up their stock parts... we can now do the same in CARBON

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