trucker exhaust mod for 749/999 on eBay... at loss for words!

i just had to share this...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...27383

OMG I cant stop laughing from that.

Hey I am a professional truck driver and my rig doesn't have that crap!!
Just say it's a throwback to Smokey and the Bandit,10-4!!

hhhhmmmmm ,,, i wunder if that'll help with the engine braking before you set up for a turn

that is so retarded!!!!!!!!!

Come on boys, cant you see this is a RARE item as the posting states. Maybe those hinges were off of a rare kitchen cabinet

Wasn't it George Carlin who said something like nail two pieces of #$^%^& together and someone will buy it.

there's no trash like white trash.

you know....if he put the hinges on the right sides....then they'd help with the sound metering at Laguna Seca.....

Thats great!

Must be a inner city Ducati.

Better get some in stock Section8- I can see that being a hot item..

Quote of the phuckin day

"I have not seen anything like this on other ducatis so i figure its rare"

Yeah no shit, most of us have some taste, even if it's only in our mouths. I have to get me some of that "stainless chrome metal" what alloy mix is that?

A couple of wads of gum and you could have great fun with any friend with a set of those!!

That is the dumbest thing I have seen this morning....Which includes me looking in the mirror....so that says a lot

None of you would be laughing if they were made of Carbon Fiber.
This guy is obviously ahead of his time. I have a huge problem with small critters trying to get into my mufflers. And lets not even talk about what my perverted uncle wanted to stick in the "holes".
He is just thinking, "Outside the Box". And off the planet.
If I had a 749 or 999 I would grab this "rare" piece of technology.

I was absolutley appalled when I checked out the ebay listing, but fortunately all your posts cheered me up!!

Seriously though, We have to find out who the "lister" and "high bidder" is and kill them both before this rednecks highschool metal shop extra credit assignment gets out of "beta" testing and ends up mass produced in a Tiawian factory producing these for every jap bike that has been copying the ducati underseat exhaust recently, R1, 600f4i......
Can you just see four little round caps in chrome with cut outs of that "girl pose" from trucker mud flaps on an MV Agusta??

[sarcasm] I really want a set for my R1 for it's underseat exhaust. I wonder if they do gold plated ones for it? [/sarcasm]

so I went into Ebay and sent the seller the following "your listing has been posted to a ducati web page chat, though you migh like to check out all the feed back your product is generating
http://speedzilla.zeroforum.com/zeropost

Speedzilla - Motorcycle Message Boards/Ducati Superbikes/trucker exhaust mod for 749/999


Hopefully he will sign up for our page and Flame Me!!!

Sweet, I wonder if they make one for a 748 perhaps with matching mudflaps.