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Originally Posted by corse955
I will give you $14.5K for it. Split the shipping. 
This is no ordinary $14.5K, it will be paid in very rare crisp 100 bills (plus two twenties and a ten, for those counting) straight from the federal reserve. These are not the new style gay ass bills that are so common these days like the ones Obama has been printing non stop for months. No, these are the real deal new old stock 100 dollar bills, made when men were men, like Tricky Dick, who paid to have the Democratic National HQ broken into. Now there was a president! Few will ever see bills this pristine. They spend like no others. Very high performance with consecutive serial numbers!!  Rumor has it that the old printing presses were powered by a Honda V4! Contact me at corse955@don'tbeadouchebag.org right away. |
Well, I'm counting; retired military, and I'm quite familiar with (the) Rosetta Stone thank you very much! And there ain't no way in hell, you're gonna get to $14.5k with just two twenties and a ten...no matter how many crisp Benjamins you use!