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Originally Posted by Area 51
I like this one. It makes my penis seem really, really big. Like, James Bond big.
Hey, did anyone see the news stories last week about the two accidental shootings? One guy killed his fiance as she walked the halls of their home. Shot her right in the chest - bang! They were going to get married the very next day. Gee, all that planning down the tubes. Wonder if he can get a refund...and a new fiance.
The other one I don't recall the details - just your run-of-the-mill BIG goof-up. Like, Charlton Heston BIG
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I wondered how long till you chime'd in with your wisdom.... There's a 70 year old lady here that had to hooded young men kicking in her door 2 nights ago. She dropped one of them, the other is still on the loose...to bad she didn't have more bullets.