Gee, he may be forced to ride.....oh no! a YAMAHA!?!? You need to start buying a bigger size of panties son, your holier than thou Ducati ego is showing, who cares what bikes you (wish) you had, or how many home schooling degrees you awarded yourself. Why don't you post a picture of all the bitches you've nailed and a scale drawing of yer schlong while yer at it. I hate to be stereotypical, but your post pretty much sums up the image Duc riders are stuck with (often by their own actions) If what you both said actually transpired, yer lucky someone didn't get on a plane fron SoCal and arrive at your door to wrap a torque wrench around yer head. ANYONE who calls themself a "motorcycle mechanic" needs a schematic to wire in a solonoid needs to put down the crack pipe. I've got an idea for ya, give Phil the fool Barrone a call and you can cry on each others shoulders about how the rest of the world is out to get you, and how mis-understood you are. You, son are a doucebag.
-Rocky-