A little girl was leading her dog through the park when an old man
stopped her, saying, "That's sure a pretty dress you're wearing."
The little girl smiled, "Thank you, Sir. My mama bought it for me. This
is my dog Porky."
The old man chuckled, "I'll bet 25 cents I can guess why you called him
that."
She shook her head, "I'll bet you can't."
He laughed, "You called him Porky because he's so fat."
She shook her head. "No Sir, we call him that because he ****s pigs."
edit: Oops,, I posted this one on page 2
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