Little Johnny returns to school with his classmates after their Christmas break.
The teacher asks the students to tell a story only using proper terms and not baby talk.
Little Suzie stands up and says
"When I was on holidays my Mummy got sick and had a stomach pain."
"Very good Suzie!" Says the teacher. "Please sit down."
Little Robbie stands up and says
"When I was on holidays my Daddy had an operation on his hand."
"Very good Robbie!" Says the teacher. "Please sit down."
Little Johnny stands up and says
" When I was on holidays we stuck fire-crackers up frogs butts."
"Good Heavens Johnny!" The teacher exclaimed, "Don't you mean rectum?"
"Done more than rectum miss," said Johhny "it totally f&cked 'em!"
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I could play Stairway to Heaven note for note when I was 12 years old.
Jimmy Page didn't actually write it until he was 22.
I think that says quite a lot.
853SP, TZ250/570 #67, VTR1000 #67
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