A man walks into a clock shop and approaches an attractive and immaculately attired middle-aged sales lady.
He whips out his dick and plonks it onto the counter.
Lady - " Excuse me sir, this is a clock shop NOT a cock shop."
Man - " Yeah I know, can I get you to stick a face and 2 hands on this?"
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I could play Stairway to Heaven note for note when I was 12 years old.
Jimmy Page didn't actually write it until he was 22.
I think that says quite a lot.
853SP, TZ250/570 #67, VTR1000 #67
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