Two aggies bought a mule to help pull the farm implements and the wagon. After working the mule all day, they brought him to the pond for a drink of water. Sadly, the mule would not drink. In desperation, they called one of their old professors and asked him what to do. After pondering the situation, the professor replied, "You've got to prime him." One of you has to hold his head down and the other one has to draw suction on his anus." After drawing straws, they both returned to the mule at the pond. After a few moments, the aggie drawing the suction spit something out, and exclaimed, "Pick his head up a little, you've got him in the mud!"...
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...dawg
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