Grizzly Pete is out for a putt -- the day is beautiful and he's looking
forward to getting out on one of his favorite roads. Unfortunately on his
way out of town, an asshole cager cuts sharply in front of him to pull
into a left-turn lane, and only his skill and years of experience keep him
from losing control and dumping the bike, finally managing to wrestle his
ride to a safe stop.
Pissed off to the max, he reaches into a saddlebag, pulls out a tire iron
and throws it with all his considerable might. It smashes through the rear
window of the cage and whacks the driver on the back of the head, knocking
him out. The vehicle loses control and eventually smashes into a tree --
the cage is totalled and the driver is put into the hospital for weeks.
Some time later at his trial, the prosecuting attorney is cross-examining
Grizzly Pete on the stand and finally just asks "WHY?! Why did you do
it?!"
Grizzly Pete thinks for a moment, then starts beaming and says "I didn't
see him!"
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