[cheekybloke]

A passenger in a taxi leaned forward to ask the driver a question and

tapped him on the shoulder.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove
up

over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still

shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of
me.'



The frightened passenger apologised to the driver and said he didn't

realize a mere tap on the shoulder Could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today
is

my first day driving a cab....

I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years