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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. The Lone Ranger is fast asleep when Tonto shakes him awake.

"Kemo Sabe, look to sky, what you see?"

"Millions of stars" the Lone Ranger replies.

"You know what that mean?" Tonto asks.

The Lone Ranger thinks deeply, then replies.

"Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies, billions of stars, and that the universe is vast.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo, and that good fortune will befall us both soon.

Chronologically, it tells me that it is about 3.15 am.

Theologically, it tells me that God is all powerful, and that we are but small and insignificant in his great creation.

Meteorogically, it tells me that we are in for a beautiful day tomorrow."

Pleased with his answer, the Lone Ranger asks "Now, my friend, what does it tell you?"



"You dumb as Buffalo shit. Tent stolen."