Look before you leap.
A man gets home late from work and decides he's up for a bit of loving.
He goes to the bedroom and thinks to himself 'I'll wake her up with oral sex, she loves it!'
He slids under the duvet and gets too work. She's loving it and comes all over his face.
Before he continues, he goes to the bathroom to clean himself up and sees his wife shaving her legs.
'WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?'
'Don't shout dear, you'll wake your mother.'
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Anyone seen the plot?
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