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Originally Posted by Gog

A young ventriloquist is touring through the United States and stops to entertain at a small, hidden, out of the way, discreet, membership only, private, secret gay bar in San Francisco. He's going through his usual stupid rednecks jokes when RockyMt stands up and says, "I've heard just about enough of your smart ass hillbilly jokes. Just because we likes George W. Bush dont make us stupid and we is smart enough to nuke all of you smart asses... it's far better to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when dawg pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, he's talking to the smart ass on your knee."

Don't the Maritime Provinces have the highest suicide rates in the world? Seriously, I read that somewhere. I always wondered why. Now I know.