[Old Fart]

There were two guys on a motorcycle riding down the road. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn't have a zipper or any buttons.

Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy,"I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest."

After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on backwards to block the air from hitting him. So they were driving down the road and they came around this curb and wrecked. The farmer that lived there called the police and told them what happened.

The police asked him,"are either of them showing any lifesigns?"

The farmer then said, "well, that first one was 'til I turned his head around the right way."