[cheekybloke]

FEMALE GEOGRAPHY

- Between 18 and 25 , a woman is like Africa : wild , naturally beautiful and full of mysterious , fertile areas.

- Between 26 and 34 , a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade , especially for those with stacks of money.

- Between 35 and 44 , a woman is like India : sensual , relaxed , in full bloom , aware of her beauty.

- Between 45 and 54 , a woman is like France : mature , showing her age, still a pleasant destination to visit.

- Between 55 and 60 , a woman is like Yugoslavia : years of conflict, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.

- Between 61 and 65 , a woman is like Russia : vast , with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.

- Between 66 and 70 , a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past , great conquests , but without a future.

- After 70 , a woman is like Afghanistan: many know its whereabouts , but no-one dares to venture there...

MALE GEOGRAPHY

- Between 15 and 90 , a man is like Zimbabwe : ruled by a dick...