A guy is getting ready to leave a house party and, somehow, ends up having to drive the drunkest fool home. He gets him up, fumbles towards the door, gets him to his car, props him up and looks for his car keys. The drunk guy falls flat on his face, he eats the dirt.
The guy gets the drunk up, gets him in his car and dives to the drunk's house. He gets him out of the car but when he goes to shut the door the drunk face plants into the pavement. He gets him up again and staggers to the drunk's door and rings the bell. He takes his hands off the drunk to get the screen door open when the light comes on but, again, the drunk fall face first into the railing of the deck.
Just then the drunk's wife opens the door..
"I brought your drunken husband home from the party".
"Oh Thank You" the drunk's wife replies..."Where's his wheelchair"? doh
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