Three blokes go to the races. Before the last race they have just about done all their money and decide to pool what's remaining.
They need to work out which horse to back. They decide to measure their dicks, add the measurements up and back the horse whose number corresponds to the total. The first bloke's dick is six inches long, the second is four inches, and the third is two inches. Six plus four plus two = twelve. They back number twelve and it romps home.
Now they need to divide the winnings. The first bloke says "My dick is six inches; six is half of twelve; I should get half the money."
The second bloke says: "My dick is four inches; four is one third of twelve; I should get a third."
The last bloke reckons he should get all the money. The other two ask why. He says: "If I hadn't cracked a fat we would have backed number eleven."
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