An American on vacation in Ireland stops in at a local pub. He sits down with a pint and a few minutes later, one of the locals named Angus joins him...
Angus: I see you're not from around here.
American: No, I'm on vacation, just travelling.
Angus: Well, would you like to know a little history of our little town?
American: Sure, why don't you tell me.
Angus: See that bridge over there? I built that bridge with me own hands, and do they call me Angus the Bridgemaker? No. See that barn over there? I built that barn with me own hands, and do they call me Angus the Barnbuilder? No. I've built nearly half this town with me own hands, and what do they call me?
American: Well, what do they call you?
Angus: Well, ya f*ck one goat....
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