[zen748]

A young man had just completed training to be a ventriloquest and went out to hone his craft.

He drove out to the country and came upon a small farm.

He decided to have a little fun with the farmer who sat on his front porch with his trusty yellow dog.

Howdy sir, I see you have a talking dog.

The farmer looked puzzled.

So, how do you like living here, the young man asked the dog.

I like it alot. I get to sleep alot, and get plenty to eat. And the my owner takes great care of me.

The farmer is astonished that his dog can talk and looks at the young man in amazement.

Next, the young ventriloquest spots a hen pecking corn in the yard. I see you also have a talking chicken?

"not that I know of"

Mind if I ask her a question?

"go ahead"

How do you like living on this far, does the farmer treat you well?

Yes he does. He gives me plenty of corn and takes good care of me and my chicks!
At this point, the farmer is amazed, and the young man is pleased with his results.

He walks further out into the yard and the farmer follows closely.

They come across the goat pen.

Mind if I talk to the goat, the young man ask the farmer?

















"THAT GOAT'S A F*CKING LIAR!!"







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