EXCHANGE RATES ..................
An Asian woman goes into a bank in Australia and begins exchanging her money.
After the transaction is complete she asks the teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I
get two hunat dollar fo my money, today I ony get a hunat eighty?"
The teller says very slowly, "Fluctuations."
The Asian woman says, "Fluc you Ozzies too!"
...Well, I laughed.