[Old Fart]

Let me tell you what happened yesterday - November 8th - during a normal working day at FedPol - SPN Zeebrugge.

I was teamed up with Glenn Debaene - better known as "Q" because he likes gadgets.

On an info gathering mission, we walk into a bar in Zeebrugge and take seats next to a very attractive woman. Glenn gives her a quick glance,
then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," Glenn replies, "I am a police officer and I was issued a this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Glenn explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

Glenn smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."