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Old 03-22-2008, 12:22 AM
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A Brit, an American, and an Irishman are all in a bar having a few beers. A fly buzzes along, and lands in the Brit's beer, who then pushes the unfinished mug away, saying "I cant drink that now". The fly then lands in the American's beer, who shoos it away with a wave of his hand, and takes a hearty swig. The fly then lands in the Irishman's beer, who grabs it by the wings and shakes it violently over the glass while yelling "SPIT IT OUT YA WEE BASTARD, SPIT IT OUT!"


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