[bigdog]

I'd rather coat myself in peanut butter and let a chipmunk go to town than hang around with a progressive.

They wear burlap, smell like hand lotion, and they're not only unfunny but they're also hypocrites.

Take MoveOn.org, the progressive pothole that took out a full page ad in the New York Times calling General David Petraeus a traitor.

Now apparently Moveon is sending cease and desist letters to Cafe Press, a website that lets folks make their own t-shirts and coffee mugs. Why? Because some are making items that mock Move-on.

I went there and tried to make a mousepad with Wilford Brimley's face on it, but my computer crashed before my houseboy could complete the order.

You know what's funny about Move-on? How unfunny they are. They can dish it out, but they can't take it.

They say these items violated their trademarks - but the shirts weren't meant to mislead consumers, but to make fun of Moveon.

It's great to see how thin-skinned these saps are.

After all, progressives like Move on are apt to label anyone they dislike a Nazi - because, naturally, anyone who doesn't agree with them must be worse than Hitler.

Progressives will compare you to adolf if you don't recycle - they'll pray for your death if you support the war.

They'll take out a full page ad under the cover of the First Amendment and then try to censor people who speak out against them.

Like many organizations clouded by ideaological hatred, they pursue angry agendas fueled by blind rage, turning into a instruments of intolerance that would make a Klansman appear cuddly.

And for that reason, that makes them worse than Hitler. Which, by saying that makes me an honorary member of Move-on. I wonder if they'll buy me a t-shirt.

hat-tip: greg