Ooooh, oooh, sir, me, sir !! I believe it !!!
(But you
knew I'd stick my hand up, didn't you....)
So does every other scientist, meteorologist and informed person that has progressed beyond the fact that the Earth is not flat, and dinosaurs weren't around when Humans climbed down from the trees...
One of the leading causes of global warming is cows farting. (no shit..) All that methane....
Car and motorcycle emissions are tste flies around the flatulant rumps of this bovine ecological disaster happening. All for Big Mac's double whopper "Planet Killer" with extra cheese...
