[QUIZZY]

Guy walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "whats going on you don't seem yourself?"
The guy replies " Ah it's my wife again I'm ready to kill her"
Bartender says "Hey I've got this dog that gives amazing blowjobs, I'll let you try it out for free"
The guy thinks to himself it might make him feel better so he gives it a try.
The guy comes back into the bar with the dog under his arm and slaps $1000 dollars on the bar and buys the dog from the bartender.
Later that night the the guy's wife comes home from work she notices a dog in the sink.
She says "whats with the dog?"
The guy replies" Once that dog learns to do dishes your ass is out of here!"